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Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
(Completed on 4 Oct 2025)

  • A truly excellent port of a truly excellent game. Like several other retro games featured on this site, the Switch version is part of a larger pack (“The Dominus Collection”). The price of the entire pack is worth it just for the port of this game.
  • I don’t want this entire review to just be about how good M2 is at porting software, but every affordance you could think to want is here; nothing about these games “doesn’t translate” just because they were originally DS games.
  • By this point in the life of these Castlevania games, I think Konami had learned to avoid a lot of common problems. For example, in Order of Ecclesia, yes you can grind as much as you want, but it’s never really needed if you’re not hunting for rare item drops or something. By the same token, there is no Symphony-of-the-Night issue where you’re essentially invincible by the end of the game and there’s no challenge any more.
  • This playthrough was just a normal run through Normal difficulty. I did not do the extra hidden areas just outside Dracula’s castle, or go for total side quest completion in Wygol village.
  • The glyph and union system never ever gets old; learning new setups, cycling between them, figuring out the best combos for different bosses, all extremely rewarding.
  • Some of the boss balancing it a little wack; there are definitely main-game bosses which took me way more tries to beat than Dracula himself. But you kinda forgive this because the balancing is so perfect in all other ways. Enemy weaknesses and resistances are also taken very seriously which means you’re always working the glyph system.
  • And it’s a damn good thing the regular enemies in regular rooms are well-balanced, because the overworld of this game is HUGE. Yes you’re in Dracula’s Castle by the end, but you have to fight through several earlier levels, themselves each filled with several bosses, in order to get there.
  • Everyone who likes metroidvanias even a little bit should absolutely play Order of Ecclesia. It is Mt Rushmore of the genre.
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Adverntures of Lolo
(Completed on 2 Oct 2025)

  • The perfect little palate-cleanser puzzle game after spending months on something as big and involved as Persona 3
  • Not too easy, not too hard, would recommend to people of any skill level
  • The entire soundtrack is 1 song and I have to admit it does get annoying after a while. Find something else to listen to while playing.
  • Made by HAL, so there’s a certain bar of quality that is guaranteed

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Donkey Kong Country Returns HD
(Completed on 6 Feb 2025)

  • Once again, never played the original non-HD version; this was my first time through what now amounts to a “classic” game
  • It is
. fine, but they almost shouldn’t call these “Donky Kong Country” games. There are several hallmarks of all 3 DKC games which are missing. The worlds do not feel expansive or covered in secrets at all, the way DKC2 and DKC 3 do. Everything you could possibly have to do is all laid out in front of you. There’s no Krematoa-equivalent.
  • There is a final, secret world, but unlocking it is all-or-nothing; you can’t partially visit or come in through a bunch of little side doors scattered all over the place.
  • Also no animal friends besides Rambi
  • Even the soundtrack doesn’t really have the juice. There are good arrangements of good songs but nothing can really match a SNES sound chip cranking out those David Wise originals
  • Even though I don’t think it’s a real Donkey Kong Country game, it still is not bad. The level designs are fun and the difficulty curve is fair, to maybe leaning a LITTLE on the easy side.
  • I also could not see anywhere that the HD upgrade went clearly and severely wrong. The game looks good and you don’t have any weird artifacts that you sometimes see on “HD upgrades” like texture resolution mismatches
  • Overall, probably worth it if you didn’t play this game in its’ day, but if you did, I don’t see what would be the point.
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Tomb Raider: Legend
(Completed on 23 Jan 2025)

  • The PS2 original is the “canonical version” of this game, considering all the remakes and ports that came out over the years
  • It’s a fun, low-stress adventure game which doesn’t demand very much of you
  • Gameplay-wise, it’s not demanding much of you, but the visuals and characters and music and settings are all so good that you’re sort of willing to go along with it
  • I had forgotten how much unlockable content that developers used to put in these games. While I did not do “100% completion” and get all of Lara’s little outfits and such, I can see myself going back to the game for those things. It is fun and a little jarring to see how developers used to give the fans what they want; today all that stuff would be DLC.
  • The game is short (even, I think, for the time) but in its’ small package, it accomplishes what it’s trying to do. The settings are very memorable and the story (which no one even really needs in a Tomb Raider game IWABH) is coherent and interesting.
  • Not all games reviewed on this site are very accessible to moderns, but I think this one is, and I can recommend it as long as you don’t come in looking for something too hardcore

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